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Life Is Life Like A Penis...
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"Life Is Like A P" candle, featuring the intriguing scent of black chamomile. Light it up and let the soothing aroma fill the room as a gentle reminder that life, like a penis, can be unpredictable, sometimes up, sometimes down, but always uniquely scented with its own set of surprises. This candle celebrates the humor in the unexpected twists and turns of life, inviting you to embrace it all with a grin and a chuckle. So, let this candle be your daily dose of perspective and humor, because sometimes, you just have to laugh at life's quirks.
Scent: Black Chamomile
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend
9oz Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.4
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